Wednesday Thought: Pudding and Dessert.

Hey Gentle Reader, We still have the bad taste in our mouths from earlier.

See this post for more details

 http://ascotsmaninriga.blogspot.com/2016/05/yucky-boo-boo-nucky-noo-noo-rimi-cakes.html

It got me thinking about desserts and puddings so, because I have not done a Wednesday thought for a while, here it is what the great and good say about pud.

Sticky Toffee Pudding.....my favourite dessert

Lena prefers Ice Cream

"Sometimes, its just easier to say yes to that extra snack or dessert, because frankly its just exhausting saying "No!""

Michelle Obama

I don't think it's a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a dessert when the chef's a fat pig.
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"I don’t think its a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef. Who wants to eat dessert if the chef's a fat pig?"

Gordon Ramsay

"Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is the dessert."

Woody Allen

 

"Absolutely eat dessert first. Do what you want to do."

Joss Whedon

 

"I love dessert"

Martha Stewart

 

#marthastewart #josswhedon #woodyallen #gordonramsay #michelleobama

Sometimes, it's just easier to say yes to that extra snack or dessert, because frankly, it is exhausting to keep saying no. It's exhausting to plead with our kids to eat just one more bite of vegetables.
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Sometimes, it's just easier to say yes to that extra snack or dessert, because frankly, it is exhausting to keep saying no. It's exhausting to plead with our kids to eat just one more bite of vegetables.
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Yucky boo boo nucky noo noo Rimi cakes bad

Yuck Gentle Readers, just had the worst pudding ever from Rimi.

Rimi's "KUKA EKLERS AR VARITO KREMU" or Eclairs with Boiled Cream.

Not only did it taste absolutely awful, Lena thinks they had been frozen, defrosted the frozen again. When we bit into the very nice looking eclair dipped in chocolate, water came out of the yellow filling. Yes you guessed it gentle reader, boiled cream is Custard.

Here is my public service message to all of you.

Don't Buy these cakes!!!

#rimi #boiledcreameclairs #yuck #mansrimi

Top 10 fun facts.....Eurovision

Hello there Gentle Readers, tonight in Sweden, Europe goes to war....song war that is....never mind the dodgy costumes, big hair and cheesy pop. But neighbours will vote for friends and enemies will give nul points. No one will vote for the UK and whoever wins there will be tears and  cries of unfairness.

In the end though....does anyone really care? Here are my top 10 facts.

  

1. The Eurovision Song Contest began in 1956 with the sole purpose of uniting nations through song. Ironically it has been dividing them ever since. The first competition was in Switzerland and featured seven countries. 

 

2. Despite its fame, the phrase "nul points" is never actually used. Instead they tend to say "pas de points" or "zero point". The country who has scored the most zeros is Norway but the longest running losers are the Portuguese, having never made the top five.

3. In 1981 the UK act Bucks Fizz stunned viewers with their Velcro rip-away skirts and within 48 hours, Velcro had sold out across the country. Singer Cheryl Baker said: "A strip of Velcro changed my life."

4. The UK have finished last three times and won five times.

5. The youngest ever entrant was 13-year-old Sandra Kim from Belgium who won in 1986. The oldest was 95-year-old Emil Ramsauer from Switzerland.

6. The previous year’s winner hosts Eurovision but it’s so expensive that nations have pleaded poverty to get out of it. The countries who have opted out include the Netherlands, France, Monaco, and Luxembourg and the job went to the UK four times.

7. When Ukrainian singer Rusiana won Eurovision in 2004, she was rewarded with a seat in Parliament.

8. The UK’s first victory was in 1967 with Sandie Shaw’s Puppet On A String. She later said:"‘I hated the song from the first oompah to the final bang on the big bass drum. I was repelled by its sexist drivel and cuckoo-clock tune."

9. In 1978 Jordan showed some flowers instead of the Israeli entry on their screening of the show. When Israel went on to win they pretended it was Belgium.

10. After a run of bad luck the UK started hiring acts who weren’t even European, let alone British. We were 8th in 1996 with Ooh Ah Just A Little Bit by Australia’s Gina G and won in 1997 with Love Shine A Light by American Katrina Leskenich of Katrina & the Waves.

#eurovision #votelatvia #top10funfacts

Robert's Fabulous New Do.....Very Chic

Hey Gentle readers. Roberts new hair do is truly dazzling. Wax and hairspray smell aside its amazing.

Make sure you comment your thoughts.

#goodhairday

Today in History: May 13th

Happy Friday the 13th Gentle Reader. I hope the bad luck has stayed away for you so lets walk brazenly under the ladder  of history while the black cat of time crosses our path.

 

1648: The building of the Red Fort in Delhi, India is completed.

 

1787: The first load of Convicts leave the UK for the Australian Penal Colony.

1931: The Peoples Temple Cult leader and Koolaid fan Jim Jones is born. 

 

1950: Stevie Wonder is born. Happy birthday to ya!

 

1958: The trademark Velcro is registered.

 

#redfort #velcro #jimjones #australiaconvicts #steviewonder

The bliss on bread treat

Hello gentle readers. Tonight I discovered true food bliss and I am gonna share it with you.

 Yes folks its an apple jam and sour cream sandwich.

Lena made some amazing Apple jam last year and after 8 months or so on our fridge it is just amazing.

Spread two pieces of bread with the jam. No butter though. Drop a spoonful of sour cream on each slice and then squash them together and stuff your face.

Heaven

#recipe #applejam #sourcream

Top 10 fun facts about......dinosaurs

Well hello again Gentle Readers.

I was sitting here at the computer trying to think of something to write about when I looked over at Robert and thought....What would he blog about, what does he like?

He likes dinosaurs. So did I when I was his age. Dinosaurs are cool.

So here are our top 10 dinosaur fun facts

 

1. Dinosaurs lived on planet Earth for 150 million years. Humans  have only been around for 0.1% of that time.

2. The longest complete dinosaur skeleton ever found was of a 27m long diplodocus.

3. The smallest known dinosaur was about 10cm tall and weighed less than a chihuahua.

4.If Earth's history was condensed into 24 hours. The dinosaurs would have become extinct at 11.41pm.

5. Dinosaurs are not technically extinct because all birds evolved from a dinosaur ancestor.

6. Most dinosaur species were identified after the discovery of just 1 bone.

7. The dinosaur sounds for the movie Jurassic Park were made from recordings of tortoises have sex.

 

8. 40% of Americans think humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time.

 

9. Villagers in central China used ground up dinosaur bones as a medicine thinking they were from dragons.

10.Some species of herbivorous dinosaurs swallowed rocks to help them digest the plants.

#dinosaurs

Top 10 fun facts about.....Milan

Hello gentle reader and Bongiorno.

Milan canal.

Milan is a city I have never visited but would like to see more of in the future. Having visited Rome, Lena and I would love to explore Italy's second city.
Here are 10 fun facts for u to enjoy.

1. Milan has the most skyscrapers in Italy.

2. Napoleon had himself crowned King of Italy in Milan.

3. Three of Mozarts operas had their premiers in Milan.

4. The La Scala opera house seats 2000 people and is the largest opera house in Europe.

5.  The Milan Duomo took 600 years to finish.

Duomo Milan

6. Leonardo's "The Last Supper" is found in the Santa Maria delle Grazie church in Milan.

7. Aperitivo takes place between 7 and 9 pm every night where people sit outside to eat, drink and share their views.

8. For 100,000 euro you can adopt a gargoyle on Milan cathedral.

9. Milan has its own system of canals. They were used to move cargo around the city. Now they are for moving tourists.

10. In 2012, Milan was the 12th most expensive city in the world.

#milan #italy #top10

Today in History May 8th

Hey Gentle Readers, lets blow away the dust of time and prize open the creaky books of
History.

1902: Mt. Pelee on the island of Martinique erupts; destroying the town of St. Pierre killing 30,000 people.

1926: Journalist and naturalist David Attenborough is born.

1945: VE day. WWII comes to an end in Europe with Nazi Germany surrendering to the allies.


1980: The WHO announce that Smallpox has been eradicated.

#pelee #davidattenborough #veday #smallpox #may8 #todayinhistory

Mothers Day

Mama's flowers and crystal necklace.

Hello gentle readers, especially those of you out there who are mothers.
For most of the world today is Mothers Day so I hope you have been getting some special treatment.
Today is very special for Lena because this is her first ever mothers day. Robert and I went shopping and bought her a crystal necklace and some red roses. Robert also drew a special picture just for his mama and coloured it in especially for her.

Mama and Robert.

Fun @ the park

Today gentle reader, Lena and I took Robert to the park. Here are some pictures.

Today in History May 5th

Happy Cinco de Mayo Gentle Readers, lets blindfold the kids and let them beat the crap out of the Pinata of History.

 

1260: Kublai Khan takes charge of the Mongol Empire.

 

1821: Napoleon dies in exile on the island of St. Helena.

 

1862: Cinco de Mayo. Mexican troops under the command of Ignacio Zaragoza stop a French invasion.

1912: The communist newspaper "Pravda" is published for the first time.

1943: Michael Palin, writer, comedian and Python is born.

1988: Adele, Oscar Winning UK singer/songwriter, is born.

#kublaikhan #napoleon #cincodemayo #pravda #michaelpalin #adele

Star Wars Day: The Wedneday Thought: YODA

Hello there Gentle Reader, as its Star Wars Day 

(May the 4th be with you) 

I am going to share with you the wisdom of the Jedi Master Yoda.

Enlightened and Entertained you will be.

“Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away… to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.”

 

“When you look at the dark side, careful you must be. For the dark side looks back.”

 

“Through the Force, things you will see. Other places. The future…the past. Old friends long gone.”

 

“Do or do not. There is no try.”

 

“You think Yoda stops teaching, just because his student does not want to hear? A teacher Yoda is. Yoda teaches like drunkards drink, like killers kill.”

 

“When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good, you will not, hmmmm?”

 

 

 

#starwars #yodaquotes

Top 10 fun facts about.....Star Wars

Welcome gentle reader to Star Wars day.
In honour of my 5th favourite science fiction/fantasy franchise, here are some facts that you may not have heard....and remember...."The force is strong with this one!"

1. George Lucas (boo) wanted Chewbacca killed. In fact in one of the Star Wars novels...he was.

2. In the infamous Star Wars Christmas holiday special we got to meet Chewbacca's family.

3. The Ewoks from Return of the Jedi are speaking Tibetan.

4. Bobba Fett's costume was designed by Joe Johnson...the director of the Captain America movies.

5. The space worm interior set from The Empire Strikes Back was made from black plastib bin bags and some dry ice.

6. Star Wars may never have been made because George Lucas was first choice to make Apocalypse Now.

7. In the original script. The Han Solo character was a green skinned alien with gills.

8. Return of the Jedi was originally called Revenge of the Jedi.

9. Tupac Shakur auditioned for the role of Mace Windu.

10. Anakin Skywalker meets 6 of the 9 criteria required for a diagnosis of

 Borderline personality disorder.

#starwars #top10facts