Wednesday, 26 June 2019

Wednesday Thought: Boris Johnson

Hello Gentle Readers. I have not done one of these for a while. With the Conservative party leadership election happening in the UK very soon. I wanted to remind our British readers just how scary one of the contenders could actually be.



Boris Johnson although a clever man was often regarded as a bit of a joke. If he becomes PM no one will be laughing.

Here are some of his scariest quotes.

On Muslim women wearing Hijabs

If a female student turned up at school or at a university lecture looking like a bank robber then ditto: those in authority should be allowed to converse openly with those that they are being asked to instruct.


On the European Union

Napoleon, Hitler, various people tried this out, and it ends tragically. The EU is an attempt to do this by different methods

On President Erdogan of Turkey


There was a young fellow from Ankara
Who was a terrific wankerer.
Till he sowed his wild oats
With the help of a goat
But he didn’t even stop to thankera.


On Women going to university

Female students went to university because they have got to find men to marry.

On Hillary Clinton

She's got dyed blonde hair and pouty lips, and a steely blue stare, like a sadistic nurse in a mental hospital

Just plain racist

Orientals ... have larger brains and higher IQ scores. Blacks are at the other pole


And finally on Voting Conservative

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.

Good Luck Britain and if you are not scared yet....hows this?


#wednesdaythought #borisjohnson #runawayrunaway

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