Nothing Happens.....shared from a friend.

 Hello Gentle Readers

I didnt write this but wanted to share. For those of you who live outside the UK this will be an eye opener.

Thanks to Sam Avery.

Details leak of a party at 10 Downing Street. Nothing happens.

Details emerge of more parties at the PM’s private flat. Nothing happens. 

Footage emerges of the PM pissing in the drinking water of an orphanage. Nothing happens. 

TikTok video of the PM volleying pensioners into a canal goes viral. Nothing happens.

Hospital CCTV shows PM unplugging life support system of patient to charge his FitBit. Nothing happens. 

PM strangles Santa Claus the middle of Oxford Circus. Nothing happens.

PM sets fire to a food bank with £50 notes, live-streaming it on his Instagram page. Nothing happens. 

An appearance on BBC1’s ‘Who Do You Think You Are?’ sees PM’s DNA directly match with Beelzebub, Prince of Hell. Nothing happens. 

PM wins a landslide election. 

Great Britain. 

Nothing happens.

#samavery

Lena's fruity tartlets

 Hello Gentle Readers

Lena got into a Baking mindset this morning and made some scrummy tartlets.

Here is the recipe.

Ingredients

1 sheet of premade shortcrust pastry

Frozen mixed berries

Low fat cream cheese

Sugar (optional)

Method

Roll out the pastry and cut it into 5cm circles (we used a drinking glass).

Place the circles into a muffin tray pushing down so they become little cups.

Place in a preheated oven (180) for about 10 minutes.

Take out of the oven and spoon some cream cheese into each tartlet case. Spoon in some of the mixed berries and sprinkle a little sugar on top.

Place back in the oven for a further 10 minutes.

Take out, allow to cool and serve. Yummy.

#recipes #mixedberrytartlets

Today in History: January 9th

 Hello Gentle Readers.

Lets gently scratch the window of history and see if we have won lifes lottery of time.

1431: Joan of Arc goes on trial.

1799: In the UK, Income tax is introduced to raise funds to fight Napoleon.

1913: Tricky Dicky Richard Nixon is born.

2007: Steve Jobs introduces the first i-phone.

#todayinhistory #9thJanuary #iphone #joanofarc #incometax #richardnixon

Buy my book...please

Hello Gentle Readers

As you may be aware my Novel Lazarus Rising is available through Amazon.

Reviews have been amazing.

It is now available for FREE on Kindle Unlimited.

You can also buy it as an e-book for £1.99 or £5.99 as a paperback.

The link for the UK Amazon page is below.

https://amzn.to/3sMiar4

Remember you can also order it from the USA, Europe, Australia, India, Japan and many other locations.

Thanks

#lazarusrising #amazon #kindleunlimited

Lena's Salmon Salad

 Hello Gentle Readers

I have not posted a recipe in ages but after yesterdays dinner, I just had to post.

Ingredients (serves 3)

2 bags of boil in the bag rice

2 Salmon fillets

Red Pepper

Cucumber

Spring Onion

Salt and Pepper

Oil and Balsamic vinegar.

Method

Boil the rice adding salt to the water and bake the  oil drizzled and peppered salmon in an oven for 20 minutes at 180.

While it is cooking chop the spring onion, paprika and peeled cucumber and place in a bowl with a little salt.

Mix the oil and balsamic in a small dish and drizzle over the vegetables.

When the rice and salmon are cooked spoon the rice equally into bowls. Flake the salmon into small pieces and place onto the rice. 

Add the salad around the edge of the dish and serve.

Delicious

#recipes #salmonsalad

Today in History: January 4th

 Hello Gentle readers lets ride the rollercoaster of time  and let history get us all queesy.

1643: Mathematician Isaac Newton is born.

1903: Thomas Edison electrocutes Topsy the elephant.

1965: Poet T.S. Eliot dies.

2010: The Burj Khalifa (tallest building in the world) opens.

#todayinhistory #4thjanuary #isaacnewton #topsy #burjkhalifa #tseliot

New Year...new You Tube video

 Hello Gentle viewers

For Xmas we got ourself a membership for the National Trust. (Thanks to Lena's mum)

Lena made a video and it is on You Tube. But here it is for you to enjoy. Canons Ashby.

#nationaltrust #canonsashby #thomsonsworld