Nothing Happens.....shared from a friend.

 Hello Gentle Readers

I didnt write this but wanted to share. For those of you who live outside the UK this will be an eye opener.

Thanks to Sam Avery.

Details leak of a party at 10 Downing Street. Nothing happens.

Details emerge of more parties at the PM’s private flat. Nothing happens. 

Footage emerges of the PM pissing in the drinking water of an orphanage. Nothing happens. 

TikTok video of the PM volleying pensioners into a canal goes viral. Nothing happens.

Hospital CCTV shows PM unplugging life support system of patient to charge his FitBit. Nothing happens. 

PM strangles Santa Claus the middle of Oxford Circus. Nothing happens.

PM sets fire to a food bank with £50 notes, live-streaming it on his Instagram page. Nothing happens. 

An appearance on BBC1’s ‘Who Do You Think You Are?’ sees PM’s DNA directly match with Beelzebub, Prince of Hell. Nothing happens. 

PM wins a landslide election. 

Great Britain. 

Nothing happens.

#samavery