Hello there Gentle readers, where ever you are in the world, you know who Donald Trump is.
I have been doing some research into this man, who claims to be the choice of the common man and considering his net worth is in the billions, is the common man just an ordinary millionaire.
This research I have been doing is to find the funniest Trump Jokes because if this guy wins in November, I promise, WE WONT BE LAUGHING.
Donald Trump is giving narcissism a bad name.―Madeline Begun Kane
Donald Trump is "the kind of person who goes to the Super Bowl and thinks the
people in the huddle are talking about him."―Eric Schneiderman
Donald Trump likes to say he's a friend to "the blacks." Unless the Blacks are a
family of white people, I'm guessing he's mistaken.―Seth Meyers
This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid
to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole!―Lewis Black
In an exclusive interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network, Donald Trump
said, "I believe in god." But of course Donald was talking about
Himself.―Jay Leno
Here's the thing about Donald Trump: he never apologizes; he's never
wrong no matter what crazy thing he says. He's the white Kanye.West―Bill
Maher
Say what you will about Trump, he is not stupid. He is a smart man with a deep
understanding of what stupid people want.―Andy Borowitz
Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about
his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had
its vaccinations.―Craig Ferguson
By the way Gentle Reader where I come from a "TRUMP" is a fart.....maybe that explains the bad feeling I get in my gut when I hear him speaking.
....and finally this ....
Donald Trump: 666
Mark of the Beast? This is no joke, because the most expensive single building ever
sold in the United States was purchased by the Trump family, at
666
Fifth Avenue, a street that symbolizes money (Mammon). The price was $1.8 billion, which is
three more
sixes! Another Trump tower at One Journal Square will be
666
feet high with a price tag of $
666 million. And still that is
just the tip of the
666 iceberg! The founder of the original
Trump company died on
6-6-6 and her maiden name may shock you:
Elizabeth
Christ. You can click the hyperlink to learn more
(no annoying ads or requests for money; this is a public service). Yes, it
does sound like the plot of a new
OMEN movie, but in this case fact really
is
stranger than fiction. Ironically, evangelical Christian leaders are now lining
up to endorse Trump. Have the very elect been deceived, just as the Hebrew
prophets predicted thousands of years ago when they told us to listen for the
Trump of Doom? The Antichrist has been prophesied to be a sort of "reverse twin" of Jesus Christ, as
if Lucifer became flesh and sought to become the Savior of the world. And Trump
has certainly been proclaiming himself as the only possible Savior. For
instance, at a campaign rally in Kiawah Island, S.C., the egomaniacal Trump made
it clear that he, not God Almighty, is the only possible defender of Christians.
Discussing ISIS, Trump said, “Their primary goal is to get to the Vatican. If
and when the Vatican is attacked, the pope would only wish and have prayed that
Donald Trump would have been elected president.” In other words, it is useless
for people of faith to pray to God for protection.
Christians should
pray for Trump to save them, or perhaps directly to The Donald. Who but
an Antichrist would claim to be a Christian while denying the need to ask God
for forgiveness? Who but an Antichrist would denigrate Holy Communion by
reducing it to a "little cracker" and a "little wine," when these represent the
sacred body and blood of Jesus Christ to real Christian believers?
This proves that some Americans will believe anything.....lets hope they wont just vote like it too.
#donaldtrump #antichrist?